Worst DVD Movie of 2010 When Watched In Two Dimensions: Avatar. When stripped of its technological reason for being, you suddenly realize what a predictable, pedantic, obnoxiously liberal, kinda racist pile of shit that whole fucking movie is. God, it’s so bad. OH NO! THE EVIL PALEFACES CUT DOWN OUR LIFETREE! BANSHEE WAIL AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!

Before embarking upon “Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole,” somebody should have given more thought to the fact that it’s really hard to tell owls apart.

There Is Literally Nothing You Could Do To Prevent People From Seeing ‘Vampires Suck.’