malia obama: preteen queen

• Saidi: remember those adorable nude flats with the snakeskin cap and chartreuse embellishment that we saw in jcrew?
• me: yes
• Saidi: malia obama has them
• me: of course she does
• i feel like "malia obama has them" might apply to a lot of things
• within and without of j.crew
• Saidi: the attention of the leader of the free world
• a really cute dog
• me: a michael s. smith-designed bedroom
• unlimited organic veggies
• Saidi: an army of staff not really at her disposal
• a literal army, also not at her disposal
• me: pierced ears
• Saidi: legacies at princeton, harvard, and columbia
• me: "i want to be malia obama" —girls everywhere
• Saidi: correction: women everywhere