markcoatney: nicksummers: newsweek: Additional cocktails cut in the editing process: “I wonder if TIME is hiring-tini” “Newsweek staffers: please don’t fall (jump?) off the roof tonight-chiller.” “Wow, there is seriously a LOT of booze under my desk right now-shooter.” See you at the bar. The official drinks menu for the fuck-everything-we’re-for-sale party on the roof of the Newsweek building tonight. I myself will be ordering off-menu, specifically: The I-hope-our-new-offices-will-at-least-be-in Manhattan The it’s-a-shame-we’re-so Old Fashioned The our-financial-outlook-is Dark & Stormy I’ll be there, and ordering the 40-ounce to financial freedom.  Also, honestly, I have a very strong belief that this party will be, as the kids say, off the hook.  Once again, blind bids for the mag will be collected at the door—bring your checkbook or certified money order.  We also accept Plinko chips, Monopoly money, gum or 20%-off coupons to Linens N’ Things.

markcoatney:

nicksummers:

newsweek:

Additional cocktails cut in the editing process:

“I wonder if TIME is hiring-tini”

“Newsweek staffers: please don’t fall (jump?) off the roof tonight-chiller.”

“Wow, there is seriously a LOT of booze under my desk right now-shooter.”

See you at the bar.

The official drinks menu for the fuck-everything-we’re-for-sale party on the roof of the Newsweek building tonight. I myself will be ordering off-menu, specifically:

  • The I-hope-our-new-offices-will-at-least-be-in Manhattan
  • The it’s-a-shame-we’re-so Old Fashioned
  • The our-financial-outlook-is Dark & Stormy

I’ll be there, and ordering the 40-ounce to financial freedom. 

Also, honestly, I have a very strong belief that this party will be, as the kids say, off the hook. 

Once again, blind bids for the mag will be collected at the door—bring your checkbook or certified money order.  We also accept Plinko chips, Monopoly money, gum or 20%-off coupons to Linens N’ Things.