I work at Vanity Fair, but these are my views. Appallingly.
This could only be better if it had the best Marcel/All-Stars line ever: “Um, you don’t mess with another dude’s mise en place.”
Even at the BAFTA tea, Jeremy Renner can’t not get into character.
somebody remind me whether this is the big-fiddler-crab-arm or the little-fiddler-crab-arm.
[the cut]
GPOYW: “This tragic thing on my head is getting cut on Saturday. Tears of Joy” Edition.
…if you leave me alone in Big-Ass Pageant Hairsville by myself, and go get some sleek, Brazilian keratin-ed bob, I will die.
…YOUR BODY.
[Vogue]
Look online for a photo of Grace Kelly on the day she had her first meeting with Prince Rainier. She was wearing a dress with multi-colored cabbage roses on it (made from a McCall’s pattern, by the way). She looks really bad. Prints are never a good idea.
Headscarves—definitely a girl fashion thing that dudes don’t get. You’d be all “hey I was going for like a La Piscine thing” and he’d be all “yeah this is nun-reminiscent.”
Still, <3.
Cover Art of the Day: I’ll just leave this here.
Our only question: However did they resist the urge to slap a monocle on the poor kid?
Henig: “Have you guys been spying on us?”
(Source: thedailywhat)
Worst DVD Movie of 2010 When Watched In Two Dimensions: Avatar. When stripped of its technological reason for being, you suddenly realize what a predictable, pedantic, obnoxiously liberal, kinda racist pile of shit that whole fucking movie is. God, it’s so bad. OH NO! THE EVIL PALEFACES CUT DOWN OUR LIFETREE! BANSHEE WAIL AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!
In homage to the Hairpin’s latest genius, Women Laughing Alone With Salad, we give you Women Seductively Holding a Spoon Over Yogurt.