julioclock: vanityfair: Our own debt crisis. It really is the saddest IM I ever received. Coke (feeble gasp) Zero

julioclock:

vanityfair:

Our own debt crisis.

It really is the saddest IM I ever received.

Coke (feeble gasp) Zero

I specifically SAID, “How dressed up are you gonna get,” and she was all “Not that dressed up,” and then she came in a DRESS and I wore jorts and she does this EVERY TIME

I specifically SAID, “How dressed up are you gonna get,” and she was all “Not that dressed up,” and then she came in a DRESS and I wore jorts and she does this EVERY TIME

vanityfair: An Oral History of a Vanity Fair Photographer’s Arrest at Occupy Wall Street Sometimes, we make ourselves laugh.

vanityfair:

An Oral History of a Vanity Fair Photographer’s Arrest at Occupy Wall Street

Sometimes, we make ourselves laugh.

sad, girl

sad, girl

Clarence House’s 50th birthday feted on A.D., with luscious Kazumi Yoshida watercolors and the fabrics they become—such as Mougins, this South-of-France-inspired one. Slightly out of frame is me, holding one of those dollar-sign burglar bags, about to pillage everything on this table.

Clarence House’s 50th birthday feted on A.D., with luscious Kazumi Yoshida watercolors and the fabrics they become—such as Mougins, this South-of-France-inspired one.

Slightly out of frame is me, holding one of those dollar-sign burglar bags, about to pillage everything on this table.

It should not be this hard to hew to our society’s patriarchal mores.

It should not be this hard to hew to our society’s patriarchal mores.

There was initially some confusion over whom she married, but on Monday, Reid clarified who the lucky guy is.

Ah, the old “who I married” elucidation-statement-press-release.

Textbook.

Amanda Yezerski: actual genius. (and the best roommate ever).

Amanda Yezerski: actual genius.

(and the best roommate ever).

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Signs Your Boyfriend’s Little Brother Has Hijacked Your Phone: I found about fourteen of these in the camera.

I work at Vanity Fair, but these are my views. Appallingly.